Everyone is in a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days! Well, ‘In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?’ a guy asks.
The clerk looks at him and says, ‘Are you Polish?’
The guy (clearly offended) says, ‘Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. ‘If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?’
The clerk says, ‘Well, no, I probably wouldn’t!’
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, ‘Well then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?’
The clerk replied, ‘Because you’re in Home Depot.’
Duck, Jonco!
….that’s a BLOND joke
Let the comments from people with no sense of humor begin
BWA HA HA HA HA! Durn, Jonco, that’s good.
Sometimes I’m surprised how many dumb people are around.