Dear Jessie,
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named “America’s Sweetheart.”
You also remember, she just one an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself!
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of shit that you are:
Thanks for taking the heat off of me.
Let’s do lunch.
~Tiger
Thanks Gene
You’d think that a guy who has won as much as Tiger would know how to spell it.
I dunno. His previous wife is much more beautiful, the porn star Janine Lindemulder. At least she was until she decided to go crazy with all those tats after they divorced.
I’ll bet Tiger is really glad for Jesse James!
I would dump my wife if she one an Oscar too. I mean really, show some goddamn respect.
“she just one an Oscar”
/head scratch
So the past tense of win is now spelled one?
lol grammar nazis….watch out he’s into that kind of stuff
Ehhh, not trying to excuse the cheating, but the reasons given are lame. No matter how hot a woman is, somewhere some man is tired of her sh!t.