According to the New York Post, Lindsay Lohan has filed a ONE-HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR lawsuit against E-Trade for featuring a toddler named “Lindsay” in one of their eminently adorbz stock-trading baby ads (above), which allegedly “violated Lohan’s rights under New York state civil-rights law.”
How’s that, you ask? Well, according to Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, “the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.”
Needless to say, this is the single most frivolous lawsuit ever brought against anyone ever forever. And to all the millions of girls named “Lindsay” currently basking in the reflected sheen of well-deserved celebrity bouncing off The One True Lindsay: Watch your backs. One-hundred-million-dollar drug habits don’t feed themselves, you know.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Is Lohan’s career so far in the toilet she needs to sue to pay the bills? This is ridiculous. Simple internet poll could fix this. Except people would side with her just for fun…
Lmfao, no she does not. stupid twat! XDDD
she needs the money for drugs
i think i will rename my dog Lindsay and sue Lohan for defamation of caricature.
LOL ALN!
I thought when people heard the name Lindsay, they thought of my beautiful Canuckian niece, but maybe I’m wrong.
Hah! I saw that commercial and I most certainly did not think of Lohan. She’s silly.
I guess she’ll have to sue Lindsay brand olives too, because that’s the first think I would like of when you say Lindsay. What a doof!
Are you kidding me?! How stupid this Lohan girl is!
JLG^
I guess she’ll do anything to get her name in the press.
I wonder if Lindsay Wagner, the Bionic Woman, knows about Lindsay Lohan, the Who?
Ooooo…Lindsay Wagner…mmmmmmm.
Is she also after Lindsey Vonn’s Gold?
You’re right Manticore, stupid twat.
There’s a whole bunch of more famous single-name people here at B&P. It’s time for all of us to copyright our names or something. I’m telling you someday E-Trade will have some baby named Jonco or Bella or infidel or Gus or …
Just saying.
If they even try using Scott as the name for some cute little adorable pun-kin, they’re going down!
LOL @ Canuckian. That’s a great word.
Well now you can see exactly what is wrong with the legal system in this country. I can’t believe that a lawyer can take a case like that and face themselves in a mirror.
Yes I agree Jonco and DJ. Has it been trademarked yet? Could be worth a hundred millions or so.
100 million dollars! Sounds like something Dr. Evil would say in the Austin Powers movies.
Scott you need to sue now
Yeah infidel! I’ll go after their paper assets and wipe them out. They’ll be so scared, they’ll have to throw in the towel.
Hehe I’m on a roll.