We get spam

I’ve been thinking about making a post about the spam comments I receive here on B&P.  I’d say I get a couple hundred a day.  The WordPress plugin I use catches probably 98% of it and puts it into a spam folder.  I go through it (quick scan it anyway) a few times a day just to make sure a real comment doesn’t get tossed in there by mistake.  That does happen, but maybe one a day, if that.  I think I catch most of them.  But on occasion a real comment might fall through the cracks and be lost forever.

The most annoying spam comments to me are the ones that go on and on… several screens for one comment.  Those are always just long lists of links, some not even linked up (just a list of words, a few of which are linked).

I know there’s not much more I can do to stop them, so I’m thankful for the spam filtering I have.  Below are some examples of some of the spam I’ve gotten the last two days.  I didn’t even list any for porn ads which I’m sure everyone gets.

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Cool post! How much stuff did you have to look up in order to write this one? I can tell you put some work in.  In truth, Gus does all the hard work.  I just cut and paste.

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