Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iranian Air 09. You are cleared to land on runway 18R.”
Iranian Air: “Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 18R. Allah be Praised!”
Dallas ATC: “Tower to Libyan Air 1102. You are cleared to land on runway 36L.”
Libyan Air: “Thank you, Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 36L. God is Great.”
Pause: Static..
Iranian Air: “DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!”
Dallas ATC: “Go ahead Iranian Air?”
Iranian Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT TO LAND IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS ON THE SAME RUNWAY!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Y’all be careful now, hear?”
