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Pricing…

 Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions, I’ll be parked around the corner.”

She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, “How much?”

She says, “A hundred dollars.”

He says, “All I got is thirty”.

She says, “Hold on,” and runs back to Harry and asks, “What can he get for thirty?”

“A hand job,” Harry replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE length. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back to Harry. ‘What’s wrong?’ he asks,

“Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!

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  1. “Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.” 😀 Gotta love lame opening lines for jokes. But one has to create the situation for the punchline, right.

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