Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, ‘Did you know that a moose has sex 10 to 15 times a night?’
‘Ah shit,’ says his friend, ‘and I just joined the Elks!’
Thanks Gene
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I wouldn’t sweat it, they’re both horny.