THAT’S too disgusting to be funny! Actually, I’m VERY surprised to see it make on bits&pieces. I RARELY see anything like it on your site jonco. Normally you are very careful NOT to let it be too political or vulgar, which I believe puts your blog WAY WAY above most!! Jus my opinion….
Don’t knock it till you try it!
@Crispy. It’s not so much knocking it as much as I’m pretty sure I don’t want to do that just as much as I don’t want another man’s penis crammed up my asshole. Nothing against homosexuals, it’s just not for me.
If we’re talking regular Sex,it’s like throwing a Salami down a hallway,
while your Penis is laying in a bucket of warm Grapes.
If it Oral Sex you’re referring to,you need to blow the dust cake off it,
and then try to open it(See”Opening a cold Grilled Cheese Sandwich” instructions).
My personal preference is to visually inspect for old deteriorated balls of Toilet paper
also,in advance.
From the male perspective, George Burns said that “sex at 90 is like shooting pool with a rope.” Just try pushing a rope into a grilled cheese sandwich!
The skin that hangs down from a turkey is just like an old lady’s p***y lips.
Did infidel hack b&b?
I mean… GROSS!
Sex is a wonderful thing at any age.
Have to agree with Michael….Infidel?????
And to bring it to a whole new level… I love me some grilled cheese. I’d lick it the sh!t out of it! Finger-lickin good! Someone pour some tomato soup on it already!
Hay michael, lighten up. This may not be the every day posting, but you had to click to get here. So do not click the next time.
I think if has “some” humor to it, but I am sending to only a very few of my friends…
Dude, don’t listen to them, put up what you want. this is about you and the stuff you like. if they want to be typical american prudes (i’m NYC native by the way, so I’m allowed to say that!) let them. love the site.
Some people are taking me way too seriously.
No no. The REAL gross joke is
Q: Why dont guys like to preform oral sex on women the morning after sex?
A: Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwhich?
if it makes you feel better ,that made me really sick too
Then you all need to ask yourselves what it is like to have sex with an 80 year old man. We are ALL going to be old some day if we are lucky.
“What’s it like to have sex with an 80 year old woman?
A: Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?”
Well, it depends on how warm or cold it is.
Perhaps we need to categorize some of these posts as NSFM.
It’s just like walking on a tight rope, JUST DON’T LOOK DOWN!!!
Reminds of a guy I used to work with who was in his 70’s. Coworker, “The first night of my honeymoon, my wife says to me ‘Oh God, it’s so big’. Now fifty years later, when we’re making love I say, ‘Oh God, it’s so big.’
hmmmm, grilled cheese need ketchup
Don’t make any mistake,I have a 81 years old girl friend and I am 38, she is so sweet in bed, i am at her door every night for more. Offcourse she can’t give it to me every night because she has to take her heart pill before sexual activity. I can tell you p***y is good and look better than most younger girl and she keep it clean.
The better questions to ask are:
1. Why would you want to?
2. How do you get erect?
3. When last did you eat a grilled cheese sandwich?
age has no barer i would rather have sex with a woman of 80 or older than the younger ones thier more likeiy to enjoy it more if you know any around nw. ohio toledo area that are available give her my email address thank you
THAT’S too disgusting to be funny! Actually, I’m VERY surprised to see it make on bits&pieces. I RARELY see anything like it on your site jonco. Normally you are very careful NOT to let it be too political or vulgar, which I believe puts your blog WAY WAY above most!! Jus my opinion….
Don’t knock it till you try it!
@Crispy. It’s not so much knocking it as much as I’m pretty sure I don’t want to do that just as much as I don’t want another man’s penis crammed up my asshole. Nothing against homosexuals, it’s just not for me.
If we’re talking regular Sex,it’s like throwing a Salami down a hallway,
while your Penis is laying in a bucket of warm Grapes.
If it Oral Sex you’re referring to,you need to blow the dust cake off it,
and then try to open it(See”Opening a cold Grilled Cheese Sandwich” instructions).
My personal preference is to visually inspect for old deteriorated balls of Toilet paper
also,in advance.
From the male perspective, George Burns said that “sex at 90 is like shooting pool with a rope.” Just try pushing a rope into a grilled cheese sandwich!
The skin that hangs down from a turkey is just like an old lady’s p***y lips.
Did infidel hack b&b?
I mean… GROSS!
Sex is a wonderful thing at any age.
Have to agree with Michael….Infidel?????
And to bring it to a whole new level… I love me some grilled cheese. I’d lick it the sh!t out of it! Finger-lickin good! Someone pour some tomato soup on it already!
Hay michael, lighten up. This may not be the every day posting, but you had to click to get here. So do not click the next time.
I think if has “some” humor to it, but I am sending to only a very few of my friends…
Dude, don’t listen to them, put up what you want. this is about you and the stuff you like. if they want to be typical american prudes (i’m NYC native by the way, so I’m allowed to say that!) let them. love the site.
Some people are taking me way too seriously.
No no. The REAL gross joke is
Q: Why dont guys like to preform oral sex on women the morning after sex?
A: Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwhich?
if it makes you feel better ,that made me really sick too
Then you all need to ask yourselves what it is like to have sex with an 80 year old man. We are ALL going to be old some day if we are lucky.
“What’s it like to have sex with an 80 year old woman?
A: Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?”
Well, it depends on how warm or cold it is.
Perhaps we need to categorize some of these posts as NSFM.
It’s just like walking on a tight rope, JUST DON’T LOOK DOWN!!!
Reminds of a guy I used to work with who was in his 70’s. Coworker, “The first night of my honeymoon, my wife says to me ‘Oh God, it’s so big’. Now fifty years later, when we’re making love I say, ‘Oh God, it’s so big.’
hmmmm, grilled cheese need ketchup
Don’t make any mistake,I have a 81 years old girl friend and I am 38, she is so sweet in bed, i am at her door every night for more. Offcourse she can’t give it to me every night because she has to take her heart pill before sexual activity. I can tell you p***y is good and look better than most younger girl and she keep it clean.
The better questions to ask are:
1. Why would you want to?
2. How do you get erect?
3. When last did you eat a grilled cheese sandwich?
age has no barer i would rather have sex with a woman of 80 or older than the younger ones thier more likeiy to enjoy it more if you know any around nw. ohio toledo area that are available give her my email address thank you
send them my way