A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Here mate, you got any salmon?” to which the barman replies, “No, sorry – we don’t serve food in here”. The duck promptly walks out.
The next day he returns, and asks the barman the same question. “Here mate, you got any salmon”. The barman, slightly bemused, replies “No, as I said yesterday already, we don’t serve any food in here. We don’t have any salmon”.
The duck leaves but nevertheless returns the next day and asks the same question AGAIN. The barman loses his patience and yells at the duck, “For the last time! We don’t have any friggin’ salmon here! If you come in here and ask that question one more time, I’m gonna nail your flippers to the floor”.
So the duck leaves….only to return the next day. He asks the barman “You got any nails?”, and the barman replies, “No”…..so the duck asks him “You got any salmon?”
its nice! at least the duck was smarter than the barman