8 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony profile”

  1. Look, I’m not saying I want to take her home to meet mom or to replace my wife, but she would be GREAT fun as a toy. Much like riding a rollercoaster, it would get boring and be too much to ride for a long time, but for the short term, it’ll be great excitement. Ohh, and much like a rollercoaster, you wanna check first for barf before you sit. I’m just sayin…

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  2. I may have to boil my genitals with bleach afterwords, but I’m with Sander. Crazy girls are so much fun in the short term, and hey, I like her. She’s hot and self deprecating, there’s a couple weeks of entertainment anyway.

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  3. DAYUM, another black screen! What’s up with that, Jonco? Seems to be happening more and more often the last few weeks.

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