A little old lady….

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A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.  One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.  Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, ‘Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.’

‘Oh, really?  Darn!’ says the little old lady.  ‘I’d better go back, and see if I can find them.  Thanks for telling me…’

‘Well, now, not so fast,’ says the cop.  ‘How did you get all that money?’ ‘You didn’t steal it, did you?’  ‘Oh, no’, says the little old lady.  ‘You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot.  On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden.  So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers.  Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, ‘$20 or off it comes.’

‘Well, that seems only fair.’ laughs the cop.  OK?  Good luck!  Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?’

 ‘Well, you know’, says the little old lady, ‘not everybody pays.’

Thanks Joe P

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10 thoughts on “A little old lady….”

  6. One third of an inch?? Oh boy. Good luck, big guy.

    Anyway, Bella!…A way for you to make The Fence work for you…you could nail a few of your ‘biggest’ fans!…

    Ouch! Wait a minute…bad plan…very bad…
    (anybody got a tourniquet?…)

  7. Now wouldn’t that be a conversation piece….hehehe. I did buy a framing gun, that’s almost too big for me to fire (?) shoot (?) but it might be for sale soon. Change the subject DJ or you’re gonna get me in heck. hmmm, a dingle dong fence…..

  8. LMAO, she needs to buy a pecker fence. Mine won’t fit through her fence. But………does size really matter ladies?

  9. Jeez, KLAW where you not born at night, but just last night???? (I know, it’s a swing) Size matters, just like H@@TER’S. You asked?

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