Here’s the joke from my state – Missouri:
A man from Kansas City walks into a bar and asks, “Wanna hear a joke about people from St. Louis?”
The bartender says, “Listen, pal, I’m from St. Louis, and I won’t appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and he’s from St. Louis too. And the bouncer, that huge guy there, is also from St. Louis. So do you still want to tell that joke?”
“No,” says the guy from Kansas City. “Not if I have to explain it three times.”
How do you get from Ohio to Michigan?
Go west till you smell it, go north until you step in it.
Georgia
How do you know you live in Georgia? When all directions start with “Go down Peachtree …” and include the phrase “When you see the Waffle House …”
We resemble this remark
“Arizona
It’s so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated milk and the trees are whistling for dogs.”
Arizona…not so funny.. found this one… this one is so true…
“It’s so hot in Arizona, no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.”
So true.