A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can’t be found.
So he drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says: “I think I can get you out.” So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: “Grab hold of my ‘thing’ and pull yourself up.”
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety.
Moral of the story: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
cute!
I like the idea of chickens and horses mucking about.
I wonder what they’d play?
lmao ,true
chcicken?
Danna,
That “c” is silent. I removed it so it wouldn’t be confusing.
Thanks!
Jon,
you take such a beating from the Grammer Nazis.
I think that’s my role in this life. (Damn spell check should check the titles. That’s where my problem lies.)
…but if you’re a cock, you don’t need to be hung like a horse.
LMAO 😀
OMG! i was not expecting that moral!