A blonde school girl…

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

‘Mommy, Mommy,’ she yelled, ‘we were counting today, and all the other  kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,  2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,  8, 9, 10!’

‘Very good,’ said her mother.

‘Is it because I’m blonde?’ the girl said.

‘Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,’ said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
‘Mommy, Mommy,’ she  yelled, ‘we were saying the alphabet today, and all the  other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!’

‘Very good,’ said her mother.

‘Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?’

‘Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.’

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy,
Mommy,’ she  yelled, ‘we were in gym class today, and when we showered,  all the other  girls had flat chests, but I have these!’ And she lifted her  tank top to  reveal a pair of 36Cs.

‘Very good,’ said her embarrassed mother.

‘Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?’

‘No Honey, it’s because you’re 24.’

Thanks Gary J

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