I’m not so sure this would work. It might just get you an ass kicking. But it’s funny.
Officer: May I see your Driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the Officer immediately called his Captain, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the Driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, Here’s the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The Officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
Try this, for something remotely realistic:
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir.
Officer (gun drawn): Keep your hands where I can see them, and step out of the car.
And several hours in an interrogation cell, and almost certainly some kind of crimina charges for making a false statement to the police.
Cops have no more sense of humor joking about guns than TSA does about bomb jokes at the airport. Nor should they.
Hum, I think, I THINK the post was a joke, you know the haha funny things that people don’t actually take seriously or actually try to do.
Lighten up.
I’m sure the people who make bomb jokes at airports think they’re funny, too, until their arraingment.
Do you laugh at jokes about raping babies, too?
jokes? i dont joke about raping babies
You’re an idiot Goober.
This was available as a video featuring a classic dumb blonde woman as the driver.
Hey goober, here’s an idea: It’s a JOKE. You know, ha ha, not serious, just laugh at it and continue browsing the web in boredom?