Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest dick,” he says. “Okay,” they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. “That’s nothing,” says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. “Wow, that thing is huge!” they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American’s mother asks him what he did at school today.
“Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book …and during recess, my friends and I played “Let’s see who has the largest dick.”
“What kind of game is that, honey?” says the mother.
“Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I’m black. Is that true, Mom?”
The mom replies: “No, honey. It’s because you’re twenty-three.”
So as your title proclaims, it’s a Racist Penis Joke. But the punch line delivered really falls to the fact that the African-American was slow and needed to be educated many years beyond third grade.
I really thought from all your posts before that you were beyond all that nonsense. Please dont forget that St. Louis has a population of African-Americans that becomes the majority. Your always touting St. Louis as a great place and how you love it. Now you show your true colors Jon.
Poor, poor politically correct assholes….can never just laugh at a joke. They feel better when they are telling others what assholes they are. Thanks for the joke Jon.
Me thinks that you could have added in a few pics here just for us ladies, just because.
I kind of look at Jonco as an Equal-Opportunity Annoyer.
I laugh at everybody. And they laugh at me. I don’t want to spend my life listening to jokes about flowers and rocks and air.
There’s always going to be a Frank. The rest of us just have to get used to it.
Frank, It’s a joke, but I wouldn’t expect you to understand that.
DJ, Thanks … (I think)
Bella, Then it would become a completely different website…and old Frank might not like it either.
Scott, I think you’re 100% correct.
Jonco…You’re welcome. I certainly did mean it as a large, glowing, throbbing compliment.
If you have to try not to offend every Republican & Democrat, Jew & Catholic & Muslim, Irish & Italian & Black, New Yorker & Californian & Clevelander & Chicagoan, nun & rabbi, skinny people & fat people, lawyer & doctor & farmer, big breasted & flat chested babes, slow-witted & nerdy guys, Polish & French, tall & short, Newfoundlanders & New Jerseyers, guys from London & broads from Dublin, hillbillies & cowboys & pilots & plumbers, plus Frank…well, you see where I’m goin’ here?
OK, here’s one that can’t offend or upset absolutely anyone: Did you here the one about John Edwards?…
Maybe Frank should read the entry Jonco included today about guys who are easily offended.
Geez, DJ, didn’t anyone tell you? Chicks don’t like to be called broads ….