Little Johnny’s neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother brought the baby home from the hospital, Little Johnny’s family was invited over to see him.
Before they left their house, little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears of even said the word “ears,” he would get the spanking of his life when they came home.
Little Johnny told his dad that he understood completely.
When Johnny looked into the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”
The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnny.”
Little Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?,” asked Johnny.
“Yes,” the mother replied, “we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”
“That’s great,” said Little Johnny, “‘cuz he’d be shit out of luck if he needed glasses.”
Thank you so much for the chuckle. I have really needed it lately.
you should check this one for typos. I could forgive the one earlier on in the joke, but when it ruined the punchline, well…
Yeah, I have to agree. I’m totally bummed because of the typos in a dirty joke. In fact, I’m going to need some very expensive therapy over this one. Better yet, I think I’ll just move out of the country, or shave my head and become a monk.
I bet that’s why Infidel didn’t hit this one.
If yuo can’t raed typos, u r comptor iliterite.
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