More crazy weather in St. Louis

My chair awaits……

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 So far we have six to seven inches of snow on the ground here in the St. Luois area.  It’s 31°F and the snow should be coming to an end in the next couple of hours.  Less than 48 hours ago… on Sunday, the temp reached 78°F.  

Redneck pick-up lines

         Redneco pickup1) Did you fart?
         cuz you blew me away.

         2) Are yer parents retarded?
         cuz ya sure are special.

         3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
         I can’t hold it in.

         4) Do you have a library card?
         cuz I’d like to sign you out.

         5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
         cuz I can see myself in em.

         6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
         I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

         7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
         but beauty’s only a light switch away.

         8) Man – “Fat Penguin!”
         Woman – “WHAT?”
         Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break
         the ice .”

         9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
         but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

         10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
         I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

         11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

         12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
         we kin sleep til afternoon.

         13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
         every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Thanks Gene