Month: March 2008
A blonde goes to the Emergency Room…
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
“How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.
“Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.
“What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?”
“No silly!” the blonde said. “First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,
I’m not shooting myself in the chest.”
“So then?” asked the doctor.
“Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I’m not shooting myself in
the mouth.”
“So then?”
“Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
pulled the trigger.”
Another scary landing…
Check out this video of a Swiss Air jet making a very bumpy landing at London City Airport on the afternoon of January 17, 2008!!! That plane is qualified to be a carnival ride. Again, the reason why this plane landed in such high fashion was because the airport had high crosswinds, making the touchdown incredibly difficult.
