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Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over
her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
‘God…if you take away my love handles, I’ll devote my life to you,’ She prayed.
And just like that………
…….. her ears fell off.
Thanks Gene
… again. Our dog… plane leaves at 7:05 am Saturday…. which mean we’re getting up around 4 am. (Yaaaawn!)
This time we’re taking Logan’s older brother Vince. Going to spend one night in Port Charlotte and two in Orlando. Will get home Tuesday evening.
We’re going to two Cardinal vs Braves games in Orlando Sunday and Monday. Not sure what else we’ll do there. Any suggestions?
I’ll post when I get a chance. Y’’all be careful out there.
Jonco
Hopefully former Texas Governor James Stephen Hogg’s daughter Ima, Ms. Ima Hogg, had a sense of humor.
