An oldie, but a goodie…
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it Turns green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a Big frickin red mark on his forehead..
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.. Dumb ass.
My husband has a small red scar on his forehead and I recently got a large amethyst ring………. They do learn! LOL!
Love it!
women are never happy with anthing you give them–you give them a million dollar ring they want a 2 millon dollar ring.
how lame