There was a navy ship out at sea. The captain saw an enemy ship on the horizon and says “Bring me my red shirt.”
His assistant asked “why?”
“So, if I start bleeding the blood will blend in and you will not distracted.”
The next day there were 40 ships on the horizon and then he said “Bring me my brown pants.”
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh, brown pants, heh heh