I want one. ….
Damn, they’re out of stock. I really wanted one.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re going?’
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
Thanks Gene
A Massachusetts man allegedly stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in his pants during a shoplifting tear at a Bath and Body Works store, police charge. Chamil Guadarrama, 30, was busted Wednesday at the Eastfield Mall in Springfield as he sought to flee with the hot lotion. Guadarrama, pictured in the mug shot at right, was quickly apprehended by security guards. Police noted that Guadarrama “had a hard time running and was extremely bowlegged.” While the items each contained eight ounces of lotion, they likely weighed about a pound each due to their glass bottles (to keep the lotion from sliding out the bottom of his pant legs, Guadarrama had tied string around his ankles). Police reported that the lotion haul, seen in the below evidence photo, was worth $787.50. Guadarrama was charged with larceny in connection with the foiled lotion heist.
