Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing under the bridge pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disneyland ‘
Barack said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my plane.’
The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.’
Barack said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!’
The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’
Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’
The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!’
Thanks Gene
For those keeping score, it could just as easily been John McCain.
That’s not true. We all know McCain’s too old to jog. (Easy joke. Sorry.)
It was best when used for George Bush.
argh derek. I was gonna say that but you beat me to it. Oh well, i guess you have to be quick to any easy joke like that. So instead, I will say:
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
This is a takeoff on the old joke about Nixon down in Florida. He was “stumping” and was out in the Everglades. As he was walking on the narrow walkway between two of the islands, he fell in. Three of the local boys pulled him out. The first two asked for the usual stuff; money, car, and so forth, but the third one says, “I want to be buried in Arlington Cemetery.” Nixon replies, “Well, sure, but aren’t you a little young to be worried about that?” “No,” the boy replies. “When my old man finds out it was YOU I saved, he’s gonna kill me!”