the count keeps rising year after year

  • May 4, 2025 (courtesy u/MrMischiefVIP): 47 year old Florida Man (Cape Coral) comes in as the first reported incident of a person injured by a bison in 2025. He came in with a Goring Score of May 4, 2025 @ 3:15 PM near Lake Village. He sustained minor injuries and was treated by emergency personnel. No video has surfaced of this incident, downgrading the score slightly. Press Release (May 7, 2025). Good Morning America (May 8, 2025). The Fluffy Cows strike first and are in the lead with 1 point!
  • June 10, 2025 (courtesy u/TheSilverNail and u/BozoTheTown): Park officials stated in a news release that at about 9:45 a.m. in the Upper Geyser Basin at Old Faithful, the man [30 years old, Randolph, NJ], was gored by a bison after a large group of visitors approached it too closely. The man, who was visiting from New Jersey, had minor injuries. He was treated and taken from the scene by emergency medical personnel…This is the second reported incident of a person injured by a bison at Yellowstone in 2025. Press Release (June 10, 2025); NBC Montana. The Fluffy Cows continue to “run-down” their competition! They have scored another point!
  • August 6, 2025 (courtesy u/jimbozak): A man was caught on camera [July 24, 2025] taunting a full-sized bison at Yellowstone National Park in the hopes of getting its reaction. NPS spokesperson Linda Veress stated in an email to USA TODAY on Aug. 7 that, while she “cannot confirm this video,” it has been “forwarded to rangers for investigation.” β€œIt was really close, man. I think it liked me, actually,” he could be heard telling someone off-camera.” New York Post Moderator Note: While this is not a “goring” incident, this is being included here because the guy in the video is quite clearly a moron. For being a moron, taunting the Fluffy Cow, being able to escape with no injuries, and the fact I cannot find any information on him other than him being a ‘”bozo” tourist’ (NY Posts words, not mine), he earns a half score* for the Tourists.

you couldn’t make this up if you tried

True story too, Original story HERE

Investigators in South Carolina have made a breakthrough in an unusual homicide case involving a man who they believe killed a woman in his backyard β€” then suffered a heart attack and died as he attempted to bury her.

Local sheriff’s deputies and paramedics say they were initially called to the house in Trenton, S.C., after receiving a report of an unresponsive man lying in his yard. When they arrived at the scene, they found the collapsed body of Joseph McKinnon, 60. Also nearby: the body of Patricia Ruth Dent, 65, wrapped in trash bags, lying in a freshly dug pit.

While investigators believed McKinnon may have died of natural causes, they immediately suspected foul play in Dent’s death. That scenario was confirmed this week by the coroner, whose autopsy report found that McKinnon had suffered a cardiac arrest and Dent had been strangled.

The pair had been living together at the address in a rural area of Trenton, the sheriff’s office said.

“Evidence gathered at the scene, along with statements from witnesses aided investigators to build a timeline, leading us to believe that Mr. McKinnon attacked Ms. Dent while inside their home,” Sheriff Jody Rowland and Coroner David Burnett of Edgefield County said in a joint statement sent to NPR.

“Mr. McKinnon then bound her and wrapped her in trash bags before putting her in the previously dug pit,” the statement said. “The pit was then partially filled in by Mr. McKinnon. While covering the pit, Mr. McKinnon had the cardiac event, causing his death.”

Dent’s twin sister, Pamela Briggs, told local TV station WRDW that she was shocked by her sister’s death.

“Everybody who ever met her liked her. She was just full of energy. She was 65 and working,” she said.

Dent worked at the nearby Mount Vintage Golf Club, according to the incident report. Her body wasn’t immediately discovered when first responders were called about McKinnon.

Deputies began looking for Dent after a deputy coroner found her wallet at her home on Saturday. At the time, they were starting the process of investigating and notifying loved ones of McKinnon’s death.

But then the golf course confirmed that Dent hadn’t come to work or called in on Saturday, prompting investigators to take a closer look at the large hole dug in the garden area of the yard, where Dent’s body was found.