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Funny story – my grandfather once said:

November 26, 2025 by Mike

“I’m so old I don’t know whether to wind my watch or scratch my ass” and my nephew only made it worse by asking him what it meant to wind a watch

Thanks, Amy!

Categories Aging, Gadgets Tags ass, scratch, watch 2 Comments

then you get asked to help the half-assers

October 17, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories Jobs, Thoughts Tags ass, half, whole 1 Comment

My friend in New England said his ass was ready for this storm

October 13, 2025 by Mike

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Categories Animals, Weather Tags ass, ready, Storm

Well damn, who knew I was a donkey?

September 30, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Mike!

Categories Animals, Signs Tags ass, bite, hsbit

I would have used a smaller model

September 15, 2025 by Mike

It would certainly appear less intentional

Thanks, Melissa!

Categories Advertising, Wardrobe Tags ass, BIG, sale 2 Comments

This is where Firesmith and I trade puns

September 12, 2025 by Mike

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Categories Medical, News Tags ass, horse, Toys 2 Comments

This lady has a huge ass

July 30, 2025 by Mike

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Categories .Funny, Animals Tags ass, donkey, huge 3 Comments

Some silly Jackass is blocking the road

May 16, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Scott!

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags ass, donkey, road

They’re all around us, and it’s inevitable

February 1, 2025 by Mike

that we will run into them at every turn in life

Sincerely, Y’all’s favorite Asshole

Categories .Funny, Statistics Tags ass, daily, people

The motto for chefs all around the world

January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike

it’s a thankless job for sure

Thanks, Chef!!

Categories .Funny, Jobs Tags ass, feed, kiss

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