Dr Ruth is a trained sniper who was injured in combat.
A chicken family reunion?
A chicken’s visit to a KFC in Mississippi is gaining a lot of attention.
Guy Bezzeard snapped a picture Monday of the chicken in the drive-through of the KFC on Indiana Avenue, Jackson television station WAPT reported.
The chicken’s visit was not a rare sight. Employees at the restaurant said that the chicken has been trekking up to the KFC nearly every day for the last few years.
On Wednesday, a news photographer saw the chicken walk right up to the drive-through window and start clucking at the employees inside.
Employees said the chicken loves to eat corn and biscuits.
Busted at the bar
Well, not quite. He had left the bar, but was still on his barstool….
Ohio police received a seemingly normal report about an accident in a nearby area. Upon arriving on the scene the officers discovered that an intoxicated man had crashed his motorized bar stool. After getting over the initial shock that someone actually conceived this contraption, the police determined that the stool’s operator was intoxicated. Kile Wygle downed fifteen brews before hopping on to his lawnmower-powered bar stool, which he claimed could reach speeds of up to 38 mph. Wygle has entered a plea of not guilty and has requested a jury trial; perhaps he believes that he can argue he was not driving a vehicle in the first place.
1959 Chevy Bel Air vs 2009 Chevy Malibu
A head-on crash test to that shows how far we’ve come in designing safer cars.
This test was for IIHS’s 50th year anniversary in the safety research business!
The dummy in the Malibu suffered only minor leg injuries while the dummy in the Bel Air would have dies instantly, this really shows how auto safety has progressed!
Approximately 5.8% of all human beings in the history of the world are alive today.Easy recipes
I ran across this post on Reddit about easy recipes. I must be hungry because I couldn’t move away from this post for a while. Here are a couple interesting examples:
Pizza Bubble bread
1.)generously spray a brownie pan with cooking spray
2.)open two tubes of Pillsbury dough boy biscuits and quarter each one into a large bowl.
3.)dump in a jar of spaghetti sauce and get all the peices coated. dump the sauce covered biscuit pieces into the brownie pan and put your choice of cheese on top.
4.)put it in the over @ 375 for like 15 minutes. watch it, don’t let the cheese burn, but make sure the biscuits aren’t raw.
…………and try to put your regular pizza toppings on it =)
Chicken & rice
(1) can of cream of mushroom soup
(1) packet of lipton onion soup mix
chicken breasts
rice
water
mix all together, bake at 375 for 45 min, DELISH.
Grilled cheese and peanut butter sandwiches.
Trust me on this one. Bonus points for bacon in the sandwich. And get a sandwich press. That shit will save your life.
Chicken Mess
This is really good, though it might sound a little strange. Get a 9×9 baking dish. Throw in 3/4 cup of rice. Add about 2 cups of orange juice. Throw in carrots, onions, potatoes whatever you have. On top of the rice put whatever the cheapest chicken is (you can get thighs for 89 cents a pound around here). Sprinkle with salt, pepper, lemon pepper, and rosemary if you have it. Drizzle with olive oil or a few pats of butter. Bake in the oven on 350-400 for an hour or until the chicken is done.
Mac N’ Cheese/Ham Steak.
Cut the ham into cubes, mix into Mac N’ Cheese when it’s finished. Delicious.
Some people use hot dogs, but that’s for barbarians.
Chicken & Potato Bake
Buy: baking dish, 2-3lb whole chicken, kosher salt, potatoes, lemon, parsley (optional).
Pre-heat oven to 425. Wash chicken. Rub outside with salt. Rub cavity with salt. Chop parsley and stuff under breast skin with salt (optional). Cut lemon in half and stuff in cavity. Make a bed of chopped potatoes in baking dish. Put chicken on top and cook for an hour.
I challenge you not to end up with a delicious chicken and roasted potatoes smothered in chicken drippings.
Best damned chocolate chip cookies ever
3/4 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1 egg
2 tsp vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2 tsp cornstarch
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
8 oz bittersweet chocolate, cut into chunks
- Preheat oven to 350 F.
- Cream together butter and sugars until smooth. Add egg and vanilla and blend in.
- Stir in flour, cornstarch, baking soda and salt. Stir in chocolate chunks.
- Drop by tablespoons onto a greased baking sheet and bake for 8-10 minutes, until golden brown around the edges.
Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits
1/2 cup finely shredded cheddar cheese
2 cups Bisquick (break up lumps before measuring)
2/3 cup milk
2 Tablespoons margarine
1/8 tsp garlic powder
1/8 salt or 1/4 tsp garlic salt
1/4 tsp parsley flakes, cumbled
Heat oven to 400 degrees. Stir cheese into Bisquick. Add milk, mix well.
Cover baking sheet with parchment paper and drop onto paper. Put 2nd baking sheet under first.
Cook in upper 1/3 of oven 12 minutes. Remove from pan.
Melt margarine. Add garlic, salt, parsley. Brush over biscuits. Serve warm. Makes 12.
Do you have any good easy recipes?
Dear Death
Described as Everyday Life With Death, Death’s Blog talks about the hereafter and answers your letters. Here a a few examples of letters he received:
Dear Death-
What are you feelings concerning war? Thanks in advance for answering.
-Melina Lanouette
Paris, France
Melina-
Wartime for a Reaper is sort of like tax season for an accountant. It’s certainly exhausting… and it’s not really something I enjoy. Many years ago, I was engaged to a lovely woman and I blame the Franco-Prussian war for eventually tearing us apart. I was working crazy hours, and the lady re-evaluated whether she wanted that kind of “life,” where she’d be married to Death.
There’s also the story of “World War I” which actually involves a bunch of Reapers on a caffeine binge… but that’s a story for another time.
Dear Death-
It’s so cool that you’re blogging and reaching out to everyone! I think it’s absolutely awesome! Hey…can you tell me when it’ll be “my time?” Thanks!!!
-Ryan Specone, Ft. Washington
Ryan-
You are scheduled to die this Sunday. Have fun.
-Death
Dear Death —
A close friend of mine recently died momentarily on an operating table and had a classic “near death” experience where she felt herself travel through a tunnel, and watched her entire life flash in front of her. Can you please make some sense of this for her? Thank you so much.
Kathy Ryan
Scottsdale, Arizona
A close friend of mine recently died momentarily on an operating table and had a classic “near death” experience where she felt herself travel through a tunnel, and watched her entire life flash in front of her. Can you please make some sense of this for her? Thank you so much.
Kathy Ryan
Scottsdale, Arizona
Kathy —
The tunnel your friend traveled through is known as the “Remus Longhorn Memorial Tunnel” and was named after the Reaper who invented “flexicups” (yes — people unwilling to die once stooped as low as to kick their Reapers in very sensitive areas.) It is indeed an extremely dark tunnel, and we have been working on lighting it better for some time now.
As for her life flashing before her, it is true that dead souls are shown video footage of their lives as they travel through the tunnel. God is currently talking to the Afterlife subsidiary of Microsoft about purchasing an unlimited “Powerpoint” license, which would allow us to to turn these into more elaborate end of life “presentations” with music, animation, and hopefully, a bit more charm.