If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu….
Ignore it…….
B&P tops 40,000 page views
Here is a chart of page views for the last month.
Today (the last one on right) is a little over 17,000 but the day isn’t over.
Using a little math this averages out to 28,495 hits per day. There was only one day that was under 20,000 hits. That’s pretty amazing to me. The weekends are usually the slowest days. This isn’t the first time we’ve passed 40,000 views, but the daily average is up several thousand.
Thanks to you, the readers of Bits and Pieces for making this possible.
Stats via WordPress Stats.com
Bob never saw it coming
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
