Friday Firesmith – Fire Ar Three In The Morning

Smoke detectors are one of mankind’s more useful inventions much like the spatula or the ink pen whose plastic pocket grippers make such excellent ear cleaning tools. Yet the two aforementioned objects, useful that they might be, will not scream at you in the dead of night, like a banshee in a white dress ovulating … Read more

Friday Firesmith – Same Sex Marriage

My marriage lasted 989 days. I can come up with at least a dozen reasons for the failure and those would include financialincompatibility,  a breakdown of trust, different visions of thefuture, and the fact that I’m pretty much a solitary creature. Way down on the list, well, actually totally off the list, is thebreakdown in … Read more