Naughty Bits is here!

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It’s been a long road, but Bad Bits has been reincarnated into Naughty Bits. 

Due to many requests I acquired the domain naming rights to naughtybits.us.  The Bad Bits link will take you directly to Naughty Bits.  I’d suggest you save the new site as Naughty Bits, because I don’t know how long the Bad Bits name will stay.   I have selected Dreamhost to host the site. The installation was the easiest I’ve had so far…. I didn’t have to call tech support once.

Naughty Bits will contain the things I’m not comfortable posting here on B&P.  They’ll lean towards the humorous, gross, disgusting, sexy, indecent, irreverent, and perverted…. you know, the things you really want to see.

Header Logo: If any of you creative folks would care to make a logo header for Naughty Bits, feel free to do so.  I can’t promise I’ll use it, but there’s a good chance I will.  Header size:  150 pixels high and 1280 pixels wide.  Try to keep the text centered and about 800–900 pixels wide because sometimes the ends of the header logo can’t be seen on smaller monitors or ones set with a lower resolution.

Thanks to all the loyal readers here on B&P, and thanks for the patience. Thanks to all who made suggestions about all my hosting problems.  Special thanks to Adam over at My Confined Space for his advice.

Visit Naughty Bits !

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Lessons learned

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  • You should know that Chinese restaurants probably don’t have bowls of butterscotch pudding for your kids on the buffet, that is HOT mustard.
  • If you open the patio door to check out what sounds like freezing rain on the glass, make sure that it isn’t really the sound of a skunk licking out a tin can in the bag of trash just outside the door.
  • If your six year old son asks his dad why the puppy has to go to the doctor, just know that the answer “To get his nuts chopped off” WILL be repeated to his teacher.
  • When you have a presentation early in the morning, make sure nobody has changed the background of your computer overnight to a statement declaring your undying love of dongs before you turn on the projector.
  • Never smell a pair of underwear one of your kids left on the floor to find out if they are clean or dirty.
  • The web address for Dick’s Sporting Goods IS NOT dicks.com
  • A fuzzy blanket and a cat may feel very similar when in a dark room. Blankets however, does not have sharp claws.
  • When holding your hamster above your head to check the sex, be sure to keep your mouth firmly shut. Hamster poo pellets are fast and hamsters have surprisingly good aim.

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