So this woman gives birth….
A woman gives birth to a baby….. Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”
The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???”
The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
The woman says, “A hermaphrodite… what’s that???”
The doctor says, “Well, it means your baby has the…er…features… of a male and a female.”
The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my God! You mean it has a penis…AND a brain ???!!!”
A great party…
A slice of pizza is in the stomach, waiting to be digested. Suddenly, a shot of whiskey barrels down. The pizza lets it pass in front of him.
A few minutes later, another shot of whiskey comes through. Courteously, the pizza lets it pass in front of him, too.
A few minutes later, a third shot of whiskey tumbles into the stomach. The pizza asks they whiskey, “What’s going on up there?”
“They’re having a really great party”, says the whiskey.
“Really? responds the pizza. “I think I’ll go up there and take a look”.
