10th – “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
– Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
– Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
– Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
– Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the @#$% are we?”
– Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
– Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the @#$% was that?”
– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head
– JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 time in history when using the “F” word was appropriate…

“Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
– Bill Clinton, 1997

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Tiger Woods crashed his car near his home in the Orlando Florida area.  Isn’t it about time for some Tiger jokes?

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.

I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

it’s really not that surprising. everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.

He should of used a driver …

What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.

Hollywood are making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!

 

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