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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine-cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said : ‘I don’t think you should take one, Dad. They’re very strong and very expensive.’
‘How much?’ asked Grandpa.
‘$10.00 a pill.’ answered the son.
‘I don’t care,’ said Grandpa,
‘I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.’
Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow.
He called Grandpa and said : ‘Dad, I told you each pill costs $10.00, not $110.00. ‘
‘I know,’ said Grandpa. ‘The hundred is from Grandma!’
Thanks Gene
10th – “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC
9th – “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
– Pythagoras, 126 BC
8th – “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
– Michelangelo, 1566
7th – “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
– Custer, 1877
6th – “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
– Picasso, 1926
5th – “Where the @#$% are we?”
– Amelia Earhart, 1937
4th – “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
– Einstein, 1938
3rd – “What the @#$% was that?”
– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
2nd – “I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head
– JFK, 1963
And, the Number 1 time in history when using the “F” word was appropriate…
“Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
– Bill Clinton, 1997
Tiger Woods crashed his car near his home in the Orlando Florida area. Isn’t it about time for some Tiger jokes?
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.it’s really not that surprising. everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.
He should of used a driver …
What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
Hollywood are making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!
When Karen Kilgour decided to spend a day at home tidying the house and playing with her infant son, she got a lot more than she bargained for.
Mrs Kilgour, from Mt Eden in Auckland, New Zealand, had to be rescued after spending seven hours trapped inside a tiny wardrobe after her 14-month-old son Harry shut the door on her.
“I’m slowly starting to see the funny side,” Mrs Kilgour told The Times, after recalling her household ordeal.
Thanks Janet
