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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like in our house

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Rockalilly

picture this, but live. For background, “Ice” in the first text referred to a website that had been offline for a few days.

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Categories .Funny, Internet, Jokes, Music, Quotes, Relationships Tags Ice, Ice ice baby, Relationship goals, Text, Vanilla ice

hand the phone to a child and say “it’s santa”

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny Tags blocked, robocall, spam

78 year old Anthony Daniels and the droids he played

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Most famously – the Commercial Crew and Cargo (Program Office) Droid.

Thanks, Ben!

Categories Celebrities, Movies Tags 3cubed pee oh, c3po, star wars 2 Comments

and it will continue through March, easily

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and let’s face it – there’s no elegant way to turn a 4 to a 5

via

Categories .Funny, History Tags checks, dates, years

that’s the same shape as MY cat.

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and me, for that matter

via

Categories .Funny, Animals Tags art, life, sign 1 Comment

Quirky meteorological maps and phenomena

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Weather people roll more dice than Vegas

And this one is called “Your Hot Pocket when the microwave turntable is broken”

Thanks, Chef!

Categories .Funny, Weather Tags cold pocket, hot pocket, microwave

and rub my feet, hand me the remote…

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and of course bring me the cat(s)

Thanks, Sarah (who we are unlikely to see until Summer)!

Categories .Funny, Weather Tags needs, please, women

once bitten twice shy it seems

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

he learned well the first go-around

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Relationships Tags dating, drinking, nevermore 2 Comments

Probably the last one you want to see “Marilyn” the vent

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

Okay maybe SECOND to last, as this one is me:

Sincerely, Me.

Categories .Funny, Wardrobe Tags commando, malfunction, skirt 4 Comments

I dunno, “Trunk Monkey” looks pretty cool

March 17, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike

and he has the opposable thumbs to light it himself

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Categories Animals, Signs Tags animals, cool, smoking 3 Comments
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