The public had a field day with this one

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Read all about it HERE

And HUGE thanks to Djeph for this awesome narrative:

The screen play writes itself from the two pics. The plane was abducted and put on the market with the assumption that such a deadly machine was worth a deadly fee. But!! F35 escaped and went on the lam, embarking on a tour displaying to the world their extraordinary flying skills and saving their adoring fans (which was everyone) from peril when possible, all while eluding those that wish to capture such a majestic machine

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quite the bargain, however

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Artifacts and gifts for tourists are a major portion of an Indian reservation’s economy.

Thousands of visitors tour reservations each year and will not leave without purchasing at least one memento of traditional Indian culture.

One enterprising Native American was able to outsell all of his competitors in the category of wooden dolls by selling them at a fraction of the cost others had to charge for them. Upon examining his dolls closely, they found that where hard wood was traditionally used, this particular Native American would use cheap pine on which he glued thin pieces of fine mahogany, thus being able to produce the dolls at an incredibly reduced price.

While he claimed his dolls were still authentic Indian dolls, his competitors complained that they were only cheap Sioux veneers.

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