I’m cool, You’re not! has a post about the first annual ICYN Academy Awards for Guys, because frankly the real Academy Awards are boring as hell. Below you may review the nominees.

Here are the categories for the awards:

• Best Sideboob
• Best uncomfortable movie to watch in front of your parents
• Best movie title sounding most like an amazing porn
• Best movie title sounding most like a terrible porn
• Actress inducing the most shameful boner
• Best movie most likely inspired by pending zombie apocalypse
• Best movie that should be redone in 3D
• Best movie that should never, ever be done in 3D
• Best movie we wished made that made us wish we didn’t have wishes
• Best douchebag visual effect
• Best misleading title
• Best job cramming everything good about a movie into the trailer
• Best inanimate object that acted better than Miley Cyrus
• Hottest actress likely to kill you during sex
• Most desired actor to be sharing a high-five during a three way with Jessica Alba
• Best movie title that tricked us into seeing it
• Most badass actor as a dead person
• Best movie for when you are high
• Best movie that should have never had a sequel
• Best “Fuck you, a bug flew in my eye” movie
• Best “I gotta go get popcorn” (I just shit myself) movie
• Best Movie

You can vote here

Thanks Devin

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