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Aunt Iva update
I had to leave her today in a very sad state. She is sure she’s never going back home and is dying, which is what she wants. I guess it’s just not soon enough. She told me she fell this morning getting out of bed. An assistant or nurse (I’m not sure what she is) said she didn’t fall, she just lost her balance. It’s hard to know what happened, but whatever it was didn’t help her attitude. She just kept telling me that she loved me and to make sure I tell all the family that she loves them. Many times when I leave her I wonder if this is the last time I’ll see her. I’ve never felt that feeling stronger than today.
Yesterday when my brother was there, she was remarkably upbeat. He was amazed at how good she seemed. I was too. Anyway, whatever happens I’ll deal with it.
An Aunt Iva story:
She’s alway telling me stories about her life’s adventures. Wednesday she was talking about having a hysterectomy earlier in her life…when I’m not exactly sure. I’m assuming she was maybe 30 years old. Anyway, she said the doctor went in and did the surgery and took out her appendix while he was in there. She said he said he took out everything except the playground.
