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  2. This is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers.

    Question:
    Are you Male, or female?

    To find out the answer, Look down….

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    Look down, not scroll down!

  18. I stumbled upon your blog yesterday. I kept looking at your banner thinking – hey that looks like the Arch. 🙂 Then I read a little further and you are from the STL! 🙂 Me too, sorta.

  19. Just Wondering……..

    Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say “congratulations.”

    But none of them rub your dick and say “well done”

    Cheers

  21. Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s wife, Sue, wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

    Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob’s wife followed and asked: ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’ Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said: ‘Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.’

    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

    Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.

    When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob’s house at 2pm sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 – they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

    Jim quickly dressed and left.

    As usual, Bob came home from work at 6pm and upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?’

    With a lump in her throat Sue answered: ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.’ Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked: ‘And did he give you $500?’

    Sue, using her best poker face, replied: ‘Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.’

    Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying: ‘He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he’d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.’

    Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.

  32. Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

    10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

    8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

    7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

    6. Person you are with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else, you already are.

    5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last nine months.

    4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you’re kinky.

    3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

    2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

    1. If you don’t get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

  39. I noticed you did a story about peopleofwalmart.com. Perhaps you might be interested in doing a follow up about People of Public Transit.

    People of Walmart inspires sister site (People of Public Transit)

    http://www.peopleofpublictransit.com/

    The public bus and subway systems are littered with amazing photo opportunities. Many of us have been sitting alone witnessing something amazing and only wishing we could share the experience with our friends. Well now you can!

  43. Hey Jonco,

    I read your blog almost everyday! Great work! I manage funcage.com and its blog, funcage.com/blog I was wondering if you want to exchange links with us.

    Thank you in advance,

    Ramon

  46. The bit you have about the cheerleader with dystonia is a hoax. My son has Idiopathic Torsional Dystonia and anyone who has ever dealt with the syptoms can tell she’s faking.

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