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…. something like this comes along.
Assquatch.com is dedicated to the celebration and discussion of the Assquatch (also known as a Deer Butt Mount, Moon God, Moon Booger, or Swamp Booger, “strange face made by taxidermist from a deer butt turned upside-down,” weird deer taxidermy art, and commonly misspelled as Assquach).
Is this some kind of combo I somehow missed during my life? Or is that something common in the UK?
I don’t think I’ve ever used those two words (steak & strawberries) in a sentence before.
“A study of Google Earth satellite images has revealed that herds of cattle tend to face in the north-south direction of Earth’s magnetic lines. Staring at cows may not equal the thrill of spotting celebrities in public or rubbernecking at car accidents, but the researchers found nonetheless that our bovine friends display this strange sixth sense for direction.”
A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing – even in death.
A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pandora Medina standing upright for his three-day wake.
Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: ‘He wanted to be happy, standing.’
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish.
Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.
Thanks Guerrero
