public transportation is a cruel mistress
Sex
A little Prophylactic humor for your friday
And related
(Various)
Me too. Wait, I’d do ANYTHING for sex
Cook, Clean, whatever it takes, really
Thanks, Chef!
Romance is in the air?
I’m not sure I want to know what’s in the box
(various)
just don’t shoot the messenger
or string me up by my nostrils
Thanks, DJ!
(go after him instead, please)