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English is famously three languages

April 7, 2025 by Mike

standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Quotes Tags comma, language, punctuation 1 Comment

There is a reason why the grass is greener

March 26, 2025 by Mike

over there

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories Interesting, Quotes Tags fertilizer, growth, manure 2 Comments

this could go down in History

March 25, 2025 by Mike

along with “Stay Gold, Pony Boy”, and “Stay Frosty, Snowman”

Thanks, DJ!

Categories .Funny, Quotes Tags famous, greetings, salutations

Me too, Gumball Machine. I feel the same way

March 16, 2025 by Mike

While it longs to be filled with gumballs, I’d rather be filled with Bourbon and Steak

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Categories .Funny, Quotes Tags empty, gumball, touch

Doesn’t matter without Old Bay or butter

March 15, 2025 by Mike

and at least three dozen napkins

Thanks, Chef!

Categories Food & Drink, Quotes Tags pinch, suck, swamp bugs

Everyone should get the same opportunity

March 5, 2025 by Mike

even if you don’t all get the same outcome

Thanks, Scott!

Categories .Funny, Quotes Tags okay, result, variable

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like in our house

March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Rockalilly

picture this, but live. For background, “Ice” in the first text referred to a website that had been offline for a few days.

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Categories .Funny, Internet, Jokes, Music, Quotes, Relationships Tags Ice, Ice ice baby, Relationship goals, Text, Vanilla ice

and I’m still unlikely to start my subscription until June

January 29, 2025January 14, 2025 by Mike

2025 will be the new 2020, just wait and see

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories .Funny, Quotes Tags subscribe, trial, year
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