Quotes

20 of the best time quotes… of all time

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Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. ~ H. Jackson Brown

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. ~ Michael Altshuler

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. ~ Carl Sandburg

I am definitely going to take a course on time management… just as soon as I can work it into my schedule. ~ Louis E. Boone

In truth, people can generally make time for what they choose to do; it is not really the time but the will that is lacking. ~ Sir John Lubbock

Those who make the worse use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness. ~ Jean De La Bruyere

The great dividing line between success and failure can be expressed in five words: “I did not have time.” ~ Franklin Field

Don’t be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. One man gets only a week’s value out of a year while another man gets a full year’s value out of a week. ~ Charles Richards

The key is in not spending time, but in investing it. ~ Stephen R. Covey

Ordinary people think merely of spending time. Great people think of using it. ~ Author Unknown

Once you have mastered time, you will understand how true it is that most people overestimate what they can accomplish in a year – and underestimate what they can achieve in a decade! ~ Anthony Robbins

You’re writing the story of your life one moment at a time. ~ Doc Childre and Howard Martin

Never let yesterday use up today. ~ Richard H. Nelson

Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got. ~ Art Buchwald

One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time. ~ Author Unknown

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that. ~ Baltasar Gracian

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Time is at once the most valuable and the most perishable of all our possessions. ~ John Randolph

What may be done at any time will be done at no time. ~ Scottish Proverb

You will never “find” time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. ~ Charles Bruxton

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Quote of the day

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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
 
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
 
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
 
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
 
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
 
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
 
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh#t." 
 
Thanks Ronnie
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We were so poor….

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  • People saw us kicking a can down the street and asked what we were doing…we said “Moving”.
  • We were so poor, I couldn’t pay attention.
  • We made a hole in the kitchen wall, behind the cooker, and we used to dip our bread in next door’s gravy!
  • I left my door unlocked so a burglar might come in and lose some of his change.
  • We were so poor we didn’t have a pisser to pot in.
  • The homeless guy on the corner offered us a handout.
  • The dog got nervous every year at Thanksgiving.
  • We couldn’t afford Ramen noodles.
  • We had to borrow a few beans, to make the gas for a fire.
  • We were so poor our momma used to serve cereal with a fork.
  • we were so poor,,the only things WE saw on the kitchen table were elbows.
  • We were so poor the bank came and reposesed the calendar they gave us at the county fair.
  • We would go to the KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
  • The electric company came to the house and blew out the candles
  • We were just Po.  Couldn’t afford the “or”.
  • We were so poor we had to borrow dirt from the neighbors.
  • Maw & Paw had to face opposite directions and hook their elbows together, just to make ends meet.
  • We were so poor we had to reach up to touch bottom.
  • We were so poor, we had to go to the public library to see our family portrait,,in the dictionary next to the word POOR.
  • When we needed a new pair of shoes Ma would make us run outside when it was raining. When we got our feet good and muddy she made us come inside and put our feet up until the mud dried.
  • We were so poor, if they were selling steamboats on th Mississippi River for 10 cents apiece, all we could do was run up an down the river bank hollerin “ain’t that cheap”.

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Comments made in the year 1955

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(That’s only 53 years ago!)

‘I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.

‘Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won’t be long before $2, 000.00 will only buy a used one.

‘If cigarettes keep going up in price,
I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.

‘Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter!.

‘If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00,
nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store. ‘

‘When I first started driving,
who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon.
Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the garage.

‘I’m afraid to send my kids to the movies any more.
Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.

‘I read the other day where some scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century.
They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .

‘Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball?
It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the President.

‘I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric.
They are even making electric typewriters now.

‘It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays.
I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.

‘It won’t be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone
to watch their kids so they can both work.

‘I’m afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

‘Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes.
I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.

‘The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather,
but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.

‘There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend,
it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel.

‘No one can afford to be sick anymore,
at $35.00 a day in the hospital it’s too rich for my blood.’

‘If they think I’ll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.’

Thanks Ronnie

 

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Funny quotes by women

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  1. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. ~Cora Harvey Armstrong~
  2. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~Helen Hayes (at 73)~
  3. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~Janette Barber~
  4. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ~Lily Tomlin~
  5. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow~
  6. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. ~Laurie Kuslansky~
  7. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~Erma Bombeck~
  8. Old age ain’t no place for sissies. ~Bette Davis~
  9. A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. ~Rhonda Hansome~
  10. The phrase “working mother” is redundant. ~Jane Sellman~
  11. Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. ~Jennifer Unlimited~
  12. Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton~
  13. Thirty~five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~Caryn Leschen~
  14. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~Jennifer Unlimited~
  15. If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine~
  16. When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! ~Kathy Buckley~
  17. I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb .. and I’m also not blonde. ~Dolly Parton~
  18. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. ~Sue Grafton~
  19. I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on. ~Roseanne Barr~
  20. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ~Elayne Boosler~
  21. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~Maryon Pearson~
  22. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man~ if you want anything done, ask a woman. ~Margaret Thatcher~
  23. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career… ~Gloria Steinem~
  24. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor~
  25. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt~
  26. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. ~unknown~

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Change

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An actual quote:

‘My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.

I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.’

                        – Barack Obama

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