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“Go away in a reproductive manner”

March 16, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Sarah!

Categories Jobs, Quotes Tags list, phrase, words 1 Comment

in every aspect of my entire life

March 13, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Chef!

Categories Food & Drink, Quotes Tags describe, play, word Leave a comment

Which apparently is obsolete – now Jessica

February 2, 2026 by Mike

Thanks, Karen!

Categories How To, Quotes Tags jessica, karen, manager

Silly rabbit – hilarious Hasenpfeffer

January 14, 2026 by Mike

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories Animals, Quotes Tags dinosaur, goose, rabbit 1 Comment

and no reasonable backup plan of either

January 12, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Sarah!

Categories Animals, Quotes Tags basket, eggs, plan 1 Comment

was it over when Germans bombed pearl harbor?

January 6, 2026 by Mike

thanks, Sarah!

Categories Internet, Quotes Tags bottom, Text, thrones 2 Comments

Coming soon: I drink like a fish

December 28, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Sarah!

Categories Animals, Quotes Tags eat, everything, pelican 3 Comments

Since I’m ahead of the count on F-bombs

December 27, 2025 by Mike

thanks, Chef!

Categories Food & Drink, Quotes Tags indifference, language, zero 1 Comment

Admit it – Y’all sang this

December 13, 2025 by Mike

Thanks, Amy!

Categories Parody, Quotes Tags california, hotel, misheard 1 Comment

My body would also be filled with graffiti

December 13, 2025 by Mike

via

Categories Aging, Quotes Tags body, graffiti, temple 2 Comments

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