Politics

At the White House…

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Marine-one-white-house-lawnLast Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. 

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says: “Nice pigs, sir.”

 The President replies “These are  not pigs…these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.”

 The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says, “Excellent trade, sir.”

Thanks Gene

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Sex in the shower

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In a recent survey carried  out for leading toiletries firm ‘Brut’, people  from Chicago have  proved to be the most likely to have had sex in  the shower!

In the survey, 86% of  Chicago’s elite residents, and government official’s (almost all of whom are politicians) said that they have enjoyed sex in the  shower.

The other 14% said they hadn’t  been to prison yet. 

Thanks Gene

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