Maybe I should clean up Bits and Pieces

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Drinks are on me!!!

The luck just keeps flowing my way.  I am so lucky to find out today that I’m the beneficiary of the late Engr.Jürge Krügger of England.  He left me the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars ($30,100.000.00USD).  Upon reading the letter it appears that I must use the funds to “help the poor and needy in our society”.  I was hoping to just blow it all…. maybe take all the Bits & Pieces readers on a Hawaiian vacation.  Hardly seems worth the effort to respond now. 

TERRY THOMPSON & ASSOCIATES CHAMBERS
Address:33 Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England.
PARTNER MANAGING
TERRY THOMPSON & ASSOCIATES
LONDON – UK.

Attention:On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late
Engr.Jürge Krügger.I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was
returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr.Jürge Krügger made
you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One
Hundred Thousand Dollars ($30,100.000.00USD) to you in the Codicil and last
testament to his WILL.This may sound strange and unbelievable to you,
but it is real and true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in
contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by
one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.

Engr. Jürge Krügger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society
and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. According to him
this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor
and the needy in our society.Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor
to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope
to hear from you in no distant time.

Note:You are advise to contact me with my personal email below:

Email:[email protected]

Yours in Service,
BARRISTER TERRY THOMPSON.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh Esq, Markus Wolfgang,
Mr.John Marvey Esq, Mr.Jerry Smith Esq.

You wouldn’t think that a prestgious lawfirm would have a hotmail address… but I’m sure it’s on the up and up.  I also couldn’t find them by doing a Google search, but I’m sure I must have mistyped the name or something.

Home again

I made it back home.  Had an uneventful flight, which is the preferred kind.  I wasn’t sure I was going to leave Tampa on time as there were several heavy rain showers that hit around 4 to 6 pm.  Several flights were delayed, but mine got out on time.  Actually, I almost missed it.  I was busy posting to B&P, making up for the lost time when I couldn’t get access at my hotel in Port Charlotte.  By the time I got to the gate my flight was loading.

Anyway, I’m sorry there were so few posts the last couple of days.  Luckily, I had a couple magazines… and I got some well needed naps in, in between my visits with my aunt.

On the way to the airport I met up with a B&P reader, Jody and we had a nice lunch at Applebees in Apollo Beach.  He’s had a very interesting life.  He designed custom wheelchairs and apparatus for the handicapped.  He had worked with Christopher and Dana Reeves while doing that.  He has since sold his company and is enjoying life and playing music with his band Warehouse Rockers (below) while looking for his next adventure.

Jody, it was a pleasure meeting you….. and thanks for lunch!   (I could get used to that.)

Warehouse rockers
     Jody is the drummer (last one on the right).. very nice guy.

Off to Florida for a couple of days

Florida quarterI’m heading down to Port Charlotte Florida to visit my aunt again.  This will be a short trip.  Leaving early Tuesday and returning Thursday night.

I’ll post from there if I can… and I usually can.

Y’all be careful out there.

Mud volleyball

Our mud volleyball tournament was a success by any standards.  Our final numbers aren’t in but we had a great time, had great weather, and raised some good money for a local children’s home.  A fun day… but I’m wiped.  and … nobody died.

Woodstock and Mr D
Above are Woodstock and Mr. D. frolicking on the mud between games. 

More technical difficulties

I had a little time this morning to post, but I’m having trouble uploading posts for some reason.  And, now I’ve run out of time for today.  Maybe late tonight. 

Tomorrow we’re having a mud volleyball tournament so I’ll be gone from 6 am – ?.  So, don’t expect much action here.

Y’all be careful out there.

More technical difficulties

I had a little time this morning to post, but I’m having trouble uploading posts for some reason.  And, now I’ve run out of time for today.  Maybe late tonight. 

Tomorrow we’re having a mud volleyball tournament so I’ll be gone from 6 am – ?.  So, don’t expect much action here.

Y’all be careful out there.

More technical difficulties

I had a little time this morning to post, but I’m having trouble uploading pictures for some reason.  And, now I’ve run out of time for today.  Maybe late tonight. 

Tomorrow we’re having a mud volleyball tournament so I’ll be gone from 6 am – ?.  So, don’t expect much action here.

Y’all be careful out there.

I’m in the money……

Money344I guess I can afford to give up Bits and Pieces since I’ll no longer need the enormous ad revenues I receive since I got the following email:

From:Michael Woods & Associates.
6 Regency Drive
 Manchester M27 5FX ,
 United Kingdom.
This is to inform you that your funds of US$11 Million has been approved for immediate delivery to you.For the purpose of clarification,you are advised to reconfirm your Full Names,Direct Telephone Numbers,Physical Address with Zip Code so that there will be no error during the delivery of the funds to you in your country of residence.Your quick response will be highly appreciated.
Michael Woods & Associates.

As soon as the funds are in my account you’ll see some changes here.  Stay tuned.