ABC left these on the cutting room floor.
Parody
Mate a movie
The fine folks at Worth 1000 have a new series of entries where you merge two films to make another much funnier movie.
Here are just a few examples:
Dewalt Rapidfire Nail Gun
New Nail Gun, made by Dewalt. It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. Just get the wife and kids to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink, when they have the board in the right place just fire away. With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to fix or build anything else.
Thanks Anthony