A cure for that road rage feeling

Road rage bike

‘Road rage’!  Just what a motorcyclist needs for riding on the highway.  Designed as an equalizer.  Inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons on the rest of us.

The above pictured machine was designed for that purpose.   Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds for minute (6000 total).  During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst burst would and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead.  It will vaporize a SUV in seconds!   Tests further indicated that after two or three RV’s/SUV’s in a row were eliminated, or “friggin smoked”, others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a “non-threat”.

Thanks Gene

Moonburgers are great!

Nowhere landWe made it to Moonshine IL before the 12:30 Grills Off deadline. Moonshine is not an easy find.  It’s in the middle of nowhere in the middle of Illinois.

Nowhere2

We hit a little rain the first half hour or so of the ride, but not enough to put rain gear on or get very wet.  It remained cold and blustery all day… though the sun did pop out for a bit on the way home.  You can click on some of the pictures to enlarge them.

Moonshine: Population 2
Outside moonshine Inside moonshine
You’re looking at the entire town of Moonshine.  It consist of this one building plus a garage and an outhouse.

Grilling Dbl burger

Photo Op  Another group of bikers (from Peoria) arrived after the 12:30 closing.  So they just posed for pictures in front of the place.
Photo op

Moonshine Sitty Hall
Sitty hall

On the road again… in search of a Moonburger

We’re heading out on a motorcycle ride from St. Louis to the Moonshine Store in Martinsville Illinois or Moonshine IL (depending on who you’re talking to) on Saturday morning.  Moonshine has a population of 2 and is best known for the Moonburger. We have to get there early because they turn the grill off at 12:30 in the afternoon.

One day last month they sold a record 1,119 hamburgers before noon! 

The Moonshine Store’s official website.