“Excuse me, did you bring enough for the whole class?” March 20, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike some days is like a Pez dispenser Thanks, Sarah! +11
A bit of a Gassy Post for your Sunday March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike Best open a window while viewing (various) +10
And the lisp at the end says you need them March 16, 2025January 24, 2025 by Mike Substitooth sounds like a bad song from The Who Thanks, DJ! +10
Cucumbers are refreshing and ease stress January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike Meanwhile, my stress requirement: Thanks, Chef! +7
Running (Nose), Tumbling (down the stairs), Jumping (to conclusions) January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike Those count as exercise, Right? Thanks, Michelle! +10
I’ll get on a diet one day. Today’s not that day January 24, 2025January 21, 2025 by Mike and tomorrow’s not looking good either (various) +10
I’ll take “what chafes his butt” for $500, Alec January 29, 2025January 14, 2025 by Mike Have you heard of the new “John Wayne” toilet paper? Rough, Tough, and doesn’t take shit off anyone Thanks, DJ! +9
in case anyone needs reminding to visit the chiropractor January 29, 2025January 14, 2025 by Mike Particularly if they felt like they slept like this last night: via +9
caption contest – name this without using a medical term (too easy for that) January 29, 2025January 14, 2025 by Mike nothing coronary, artery, chronic, heart attack, etc. via +6