Reddit asks the question. Here are some of the answers:
- You’re like Ugly Betty except your name isn’t Betty.
- Silly Ashley you can’t get pregnant through the face.
- I made a robot powered by hate, but I loved it so much it didn’t work.
- I’m not saying he’s unlucky, but if he fell into a barrel of tits, he’d come up sucking his own thumb.
- Well, I’d like to agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong
- Son, there are two types of girls in this world: the good ones and the bad ones. And the bad ones are the good ones to know.
- i’m not the smartest or the best looking but i am smarter than anyone better looking than me, I am better looking than anyone smarter than me, and if someone is smarter and better looking than me, I can kick their ass.
- Never moon anyone within kicking distance.
- Never claim to be intelligent, compassionate, or a good driver. Inevitably you’ll do something contrary to all three.
- If there was no hole in the ozone how would rocket ships get out? – Me to physics teacher.
- Love is the weak man’s strength and the strong man’s weakness…
- Every zoo is a petting zoo if you’re brave enough.
- On a scale from one to drunk, how high are you?”
- Drink up, ’cause you can’t regret what you don’t remember.
- The key to originality is hiding your sources.
- You know how they say it’s lonely at the top? I’ll be god damned if it ain’t lonely at the bottom too.
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Eternal Reefs
It’s no secret that Americans are getting fatter each decade (obesity rates have doubled since 1980), but the news isn’t all bad. The upside to our bigger waistlines? Bigger bustlines to go with them! In fact, in the last ten years, the median bra size in the U.S. has grown from 36C to 36DD! And thanks to Oprah and her Bra Fit Interventions, more women than ever are getting sized and wearing the correct bra, which in this age of big boobs, means the full-figured bra business is booming (sales of bigger bras increased 7.4 percent from 2008 to 2009). The only problem is that supply has yet to keep up with demand. Says Susan Nethero, who runs a lingerie shop called Intimacy: “Full-figure bras have sold far faster and larger than average-size bras. Full-busted sales have grown by at least 10 percent over the past year, and 74 percent of my bra business is now with cup sizes larger than DD. I wish there were more. We are not getting enough new [full-figured] product.” That roar you just heard is the sound of curve-loving men (and women) everywhere cheering their hearts out.
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