Thanks, Chef!
Inflation
or that other tired horse: avocado toast
thanks, Melissa!
I want to experience this, make sure it exists
I keep hearing about it all the time while flying
Thanks, Sarah!
and there’s a line, always a damn line
Thanks, Sarah!
with every lap of the board all rent goes up
Thanks, Sarah!
And you will have enough fries to end an Irish famine
Thanks, Sarah!
This was a quarter planted last summer
I’m going to plant a crumpled dollar bill and see if it grows a vending machine
Thanks, Mister Biggles!