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according to the BMI chart, I should be 8’3″

January 25, 2025January 4, 2025 by Mike

And no, that’s not my circumference

Thanks, Melissa!

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Categories .Funny, Medical Tags FAT, lose, TALL 1 Comment

the baby’s lunchbox looks better than mine

January 25, 2025January 4, 2025 by Mike

And now is a great time to teach the kid to share!

Thanks, Chef!

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags containers, got milk, lunch 2 Comments

That literally breaks rule number one

January 25, 2025January 4, 2025 by Mike

and without rules we are no better than the animals

via

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Categories .Funny, Movies Tags club, fight, silence

I wish I had one of these at work

January 25, 2025January 4, 2025 by Mike

and they paid me in quarters

via

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Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags soda, water, whisky

Being unique makes you no less useful

January 25, 2025January 4, 2025 by Mike

unless you’re just taking up space and oxygen

thanks, Unpossibly!

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Categories .Funny, Gadgets Tags eraser, lead, pencil

I knew a Marine Biologist

January 25, 2025January 3, 2025 by Mike

his name was Gill

Thanks, DJ!

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Categories .Funny, Animals Tags gill, micro, small 1 Comment

In hindsight, I should have ordered the Mild Tikka Masala

January 25, 2025January 3, 2025 by Mike

and in other news, I discovered an alternative to waxing

thanks, Chef!

+8
Categories .Funny, Food & Drink Tags explosive, indian food, spicy

unfortunate font decision. What were they thinking?

January 25, 2025January 3, 2025 by Mike

Why would anybody choose those two words to have the same?

via

+5
Categories .Funny, Signs Tags jobs, pacific, rim

Somebody is jealous over her

January 25, 2025January 3, 2025 by Mike

Is it Live, or is it Mammorex?

Thanks, Jim B!

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Categories .Funny, Animals Tags camel, humps, implants

Finally – the real reason for the drone sightings

January 25, 2025January 3, 2025 by Mike

of COURSE they are. They ALWAYS are

Thanks, Gene!

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Categories .Funny, Gadgets Tags drones, ufo, warranty
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